Conan's Daughter | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Jokes / July 14, 2025

(Original Air Date: 1/29/07) Conan makes an effort to be more in touch with his family.

Good Tax Accountant

Jokes / July 14, 2025

How do you know you've met a good tax accountant?

He has a loophole named after him.

Adopted Twins

Jokes / July 14, 2025

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his ...Read More

Coffee Dilemma

Jokes / July 14, 2025

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband...Read More

Half Full or Half Empty?

Jokes / July 14, 2025

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Bill Gates in Heaven

Jokes / July 14, 2025

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.

Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of ...Read More