Bill Gates in Heaven

Jokes / July 14, 2025

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.

Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of ...Read More

Wedding Card

Jokes / July 13, 2025

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

Anniversary Card

Jokes / July 13, 2025

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

You know you're a redneck jedi when..

Jokes / July 13, 2025

- You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

- You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

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More of Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks

Jokes / July 13, 2025

DATING (Outside the Family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the ...Read More

A Redneck Christmas

Jokes / July 13, 2025

You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!