Adopted Twins

Jokes / July 14, 2025

A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his ...Read More

Coffee Dilemma

Jokes / July 14, 2025

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband...Read More

Half Full or Half Empty?

Jokes / July 14, 2025

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Bill Gates in Heaven

Jokes / July 14, 2025

When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.

Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of ...Read More

Wedding Card

Jokes / July 13, 2025

"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

Anniversary Card

Jokes / July 13, 2025

"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"