In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.

Time is a cruel thief to rob us of our former selves. We lose as much to life as we do to death.

You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.

If we can connect in some tiny way with a human that doesn't agree with us, then maybe we won't blow up the planet.

You've got to make a conscious choice every day to shed the old -- whatever 'the old' means for you.

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find -- at the age of 50, say -- that a whole new life has opened before you.

Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.

You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and take advantage of that opportunity. There are plenty of opportunities out there. You can't sit back and wait.

When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have.

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh...is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh...and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh...try to figure out what my phone number spells in ...Read more

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.

Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.

You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

There are times not to flirt. When you're sick. When you're with children. When you're on the witness stand.

Certainly, travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living.

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.