Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck.

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.

It matters more what's in a woman's face than what's on it.

Being a lady is an attitude.

I wish someone would have told me that, just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.

No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.

Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

It's the good girls who keep the diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Women who feel naked without their lipstick are well over thirty.

A woman can look both moral and exciting ... if she also looks as if it was quite a struggle.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares.

One is not born a woman. One becomes one.

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery.

Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.

I married beneath me - all women do.

The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself.