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The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year --- everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.

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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.

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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.

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When you were quite a little boy, somebody ought to have said "hush" just once.

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I was born because my mother needed a fourth for meals.

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My father was often angry when I was most like him.

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Each has his past shut in him like the leaves of a book known to him by heart and his friends can only read the title.

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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.

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To love deeply in one direction makes us more loving in all others.

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God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."

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Behind almost every woman you ever heard of stands a man who let her down.

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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.

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If only we'd stop trying to be happy we'd have a pretty good time.

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I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.

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A kiss can be a comma, a question mark, or an exclamation point. That's the basic spelling that every woman ought to know.

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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

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Noncooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, so is the ballet.

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I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours.

 

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