Conan Helps Out During The NYC Transit Strike | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

Jokes / January 19, 2026

(Original airdate: 12/20/05) Conan rents a van and drives commuters around during the New York City transit strike.

Gordon Ramsey Reviews Rupert Jee's Hello Deli | Letterman

Jokes / January 19, 2026

Hello Deli or Hell Deli? (From "Late Show," air date: 5/20/05)

Vacation

Jokes / January 19, 2026

Darla had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.

"Pretty good, I think," replied Darla, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation until I'm married."

Her mother, of...Read More

Dog at the Movies

Jokes / January 19, 2026

Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie so much. He cried at the right spots, moved nervously...Read More

Life's Plan

Jokes / January 19, 2026

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high school.

One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school. Did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Yes," said her friend, "My first marriage ...Read More

Quick Quotes

Jokes / January 19, 2026

"I had the worst study habits in the history of college, until I found out what I was doing wrong -- highlighting with a black magic marker."

~ Jeff Altman

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"As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway...Read More