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"I had the worst study habits in the history of college, until I found out what I was doing wrong -- highlighting with a black magic marker."

~ Jeff Altman

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"As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it."

~ Sam Ewing

 

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"Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kind of like being the guy on a date."

~ Caroline Rhea


 

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