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"According to "The New York Post", runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks was supposed to get married today, it never hap- pened. Ironically she showed up at the church and every- body else left town." --Jay Leno
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"President Bush is on his vacation Crawford, Texas. He says he'll leave only when Crawford is capable of self rule." --Dave Letterman
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An American history teacher, lecturing the class on the Puritans, asked: "What sort of people were punished in the stocks?"
To which a small voice from the back of the room responded: "The small investor."
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