Bill Murray on Losing the Oscar for “Lost in Translation”

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Bill Murray was surprised to miss out on an Oscar for “Lost in Translation,” but he told Howard losing out to Sean Penn may have been for the best.

Sarah Sherman Pitches Mikey Madison an Anora Idea for SNL

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Mikey Madison hosts Saturday Night Live with musical guest Morgan Wallen on March 29, 2025.

Delaware Decision

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her USA government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the ...Read More

Electric Trains

Jokes / March 28, 2025

While working as a mall Santa, I had many children ask for electric trains. "If you get a train," I would tell each one, "you know your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that okay?"

The usual answer was a quick...Read More

For The Kids...

Jokes / March 28, 2025

What is the best advice to give to worm?
Sleep late!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?
Have you ever tried worm pie?

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?
Light ale! ...Read More

For The Kids...

Jokes / March 28, 2025

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!

What is a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake!

What do you get if you cross a hen with a ...Read More