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Bladder Card
You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
Preacher's Wish from God
A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.
While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"
God replied, "One second."
The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"
And God replied, "A penny."
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, "God, can I have one...Read more
Bangety Bang Bang!
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.
"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."
"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.
The sergeant pulls a piece of straw ...Read more
About Two Miles
A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie. It was a hot blistering day and the men, longing for water and rest, were impatient to reach the next town.
A rancher rode past.
"Say, friend", called out one of the men, "how far is it to the next town?"
"Oh, a matter of two miles or so, I reckon," called back ...Read more
Dogs Don't Understand
1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.
2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.
3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.
4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.
5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid
6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk
7. Just ...Read more

Seth MacFarlane Sings Cyndi Lauper’s Greatest Hits As Stewie and Peter Griffin
All of our dreams have come true as today Seth MacFarlane sings Cyndi Lauper's greatest hits as Family Guy characters Stewie and Peter Griffin.

Ayoade Jokes About Redford at Sundance
British comedic actor/director Richard Ayoade, at the Sundance Film Fest. to promote "The Double," which stars Jesse Eisenberg, claims he got a warm welcome from Robert Redford.

Mr. Rogers Talks About Meeting Eddie Murphy | Letterman
When Fred Rogers met Mr. Robinson, Eddie Murphy. (Air date; 2/17/1982)

Where's the Dog? - Superman HISHE
A Superman HISHE cartoon. The Man of Steel is looking for Krypto but finds he has to battle more than just Lex Luthor this summer.
Bombing the Plane
Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.
The problem was that no matter how much she enjoyed seeing them, she hated flying. No matter how safe people told her it was, she was always worried that someone would have a bomb on the plane.
She read books about how safe it was and listened ...Read more
Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work
The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.
1. It’s an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because ...Read more
Liners: Just One
The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is required on it.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of ...Read more
Diet Rules for Cheaters
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as hot ...Read more

Michael Luo - The Resilience of Chinese Americans in "Strangers in the Land" | The Daily Show
“History is written by the powerful, and the powerless are often left out of history.” Michael Luo, author of "Strangers in the Land: Exclusion, Belonging, and the Epic Story of the Chinese in America" and executive editor at The New Yorker, joins Ronny Chieng to discuss the untold stories of Asian American persistence and resilience in the ...Read more

Pedestrian Question – Have You Ever Been Naked in Public?
We wanted to get into the Spring Break spirit, so we went out on the street and asked people strolling by if they had ever been naked in public. Then we turned it into a guessing game for the audience where based on that introduction, we guessed if that person has been fully on display or not in our latest #PedestrianQuestion.

Honest Trailers | Thunderbolts
Thunderbolts…Assemble! It’s time for the Honest Trailer for Marvel’s Phase 5 Finale, and the best film they’ve made since, I dunno, Deadpool & Wolverine’s Unlikely Cameo Parade? Check out this video, then be one of the few people to check out the actual movie.

Matty Matheson Reveals How He Landed His Role in The Bear While Working as a Consultant for the Show
Matty Matheson talks about his cookbook Soup, Salad, Sandwiches; landing his role on The Bear while working as a consultant on the show; and the story behind his tattoos.

Jennifer Lawrence Was An Unbelievably Hyper Kid | CONAN on TBS
(Original Airdate: 12/18/13) Jennifer was so hyper as a kid that her family lovingly called her “Nitroglycerin.”
Mom Knew a Few Things
My mother taught me esp – put your sweater on; don’t you think i know when you are cold?
My mother taught me humor – when that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.
My mother taught me how to become an adult – if you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up.
My mother taught me about my roots – shut ...Read more