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Traveling Photon

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A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies "No I'm traveling light"

Programmer Logic

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The programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.

What Denomination?

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A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. "What denomination?" asked the clerk.

"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 30 Catholic, 10 Baptist ones, 20 Lutheran, and 40 Presbyterian."

Sweatshirt or Windbreaker

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A girl says to a salesman, "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker."

He says, "Well, that depends. Are you gonna sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"

Genie in a Bottle

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A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp...yada yada yada!

This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three of them. You only get one ...Read more

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Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh - Allan Sherman 1963

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Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh - Allan Sherman 1963

Late Night with Seth Meyers Audience Q&A: Bill Hader's Last SNL Episode (Stefon's Wedding)

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During a Q&A session with the Late Night audience, Seth shares his favorite moment with Bill Hader as Stefon on Saturday Night Live.

Robin Williams Helps Matt Damon with His Monologue

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Jimmy Kimmel Live - Robin Williams Helps Matt Damon with His Monologue

You Still Know You're a Tech Geek When...

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- When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.

- When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash.

- When floppy drive applies more to your love life, and hard drive to your machines.

- When you call "*.*" star-...Read more

Windoze Quotes

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• "How much do Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?"

• Customer: "How much do Windows cost?"
Tech Support: "Windows costs about $100."
Customer: "Oh, that's kind of expensive. Can I buy just one window?"

• Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?"
Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's ...Read more

What it REALLY REALLY REALLY Means

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"What did I do this time?" REALLY MEANS, "What did you catch me doing?"

"She's one of the rabid feminists," REALLY MEANS, "She refused to make my coffee."

"I heard you," REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at ...Read more

Sam Adams - SNL

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A commercial advertises Sam Adams' new pumpkin beer.

Honest Trailers | Luca

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Honest Trailers | Luca

Emo Burrito

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How many emos does it take to microwave a mama’s burrito?

Answer: 4.

One to cry about it on LiveJournal.

One to make a Facebook about it.

One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and Facebook.

The other to make the mexican burrito.

Sandwiches

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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!"

The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches.

Best Friends?

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There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one passed on, the other would take and spill the contents of a bottle of fine, Irish whiskey over the grave of the fondly missed and recently dead friend.

And as fate would have it, Shawn would be ...Read more

50th Wedding Anniversary

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A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary.

On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he's getting sentimental because they're celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, "No, I was thinking about the time before we got married.

"Your father threatened me with a shotgun and said he'd have ...Read more

 

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