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"It's My Mother's X-Rated Book Collection!" Hilarious Antiques Roadshow Appraisal | Full AR Original
First featured in a #roadshow episode from Seattle in 2003, the appraisal of an 1813 volume of The Female Husband, a short, sensational pamphlet or novella, by the English novelist Henry Fielding, is memorable for more than one reason.
The Cast of One Piece Shows Off Their Skills, Plays One Piece Imposter | The Tonight Show
The cast of One Piece (Iñaki Godoy, Emily Rudd, Taz Skylar and Jacob Romero) shows off their fighting skills before facing off against Jimmy in a game where they try to identify the imposter in the group.
Harry for Him - SNL
Harry Styles unveils the fashion line he designed for ordinary men.
Dear Bank Manager, part 2
... continued from above
My mortgage and loan repayments will, therefore and hereafter, no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank, by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee of your branch, whom you must nominate. You will be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an ...Read more
Medical Experiments
The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced a new standard for medical testing.
Testing on rats will be terminated, and in the future live animal testing will be performed using lawyers. The NIH presented the following explanation for its decision:
1. Some lab assistants were becoming quite attached to their rats, and it was important to ...Read more
Jewish Beggar
An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?"
And the man said, "Where do get coffee for 3 cents?"
And the beggar said, "Who buys retail?"
Retired Preacher
A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work. Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one. On the way he saw a sign advertising a lawn mower for sale. He stopped at the house and a young lad came out to greet him.
The preacher asked about the lawn mower and the kid said it was behind the...Read more
Lost Phone?
My girlfriend called me as she was driving to an appointment. She arrived, and I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally she said, "I know I had my cell phone with me. And now I can't find it!"
I replied, "Aren't you talking on it!?"
There was a solid period of stunned silence as the reality of the situation ...Read more
Timecrowave - Saturday Night Live
Using the power of time travel to heat food! Aired 05/15/10
Red Pandas Think They’re Terrifying and It’s Absolutely Adorable | HAPP
This adorable red panda may look like a tiny teddy bear trying to act tough, but its story is far more serious. Behind the cute face and fluffy tail is a resilient survivor fighting against habitat loss, deforestation, and a rapidly shrinking future in the wild. With fewer than 10,000 red pandas left, they are not just charming animals — they ...Read more
Drew Barrymore Surprises Ryan Gosling as Gertie from 'E.T.' | The Drew Barrymore Show
Ryan Gosling sits down with Drew Barrymore to talk about his newest film, 'Project Hail Mary' - when Drew surprises him as Gertie from 'E.T.'!
Vincent D’Onofrio Hung Up on Stanley Kubrick Before Getting Cast in Full Metal Jacket
Vincent D’Onofrio talks about playing the role of Kingpin in Daredevil for 10 years, bonding with Colin Farrell over their hatred for wearing bodysuits onscreen and working on films like Full Metal Jacket and Men in Black early on in his career.
No Its, Ands or Ums with Chris Pratt and Charlie Day | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy teams up with Chris Pratt to face off against Charlie Day and Tariq in a game where they have to get their partner to guess as many words as they can without using terms like "it," "and" or "um."
Too Much Sugar
A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.
"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.
"Are you light-headed?" my colleague asked.
"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."
Fishing Trip
A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Please pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in an hour to pick them up."
The man rushes home to grab everything. He hugs his ...Read more
The Widow at the Farmhouse
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the ...Read more
Personal Airplane
Tired of the inconvenience of driving from the airport to his country cottage, a man equipped his small plane with pontoons so he could land on the lake directly in front of his cottage. On his next trip however, he made his approach down the airport runway as usual.
Alarmed, his wife cried out, "Are you crazy? You can't land this plane ...Read more
Food...
I have my changed my system for labeling homemade freezer meals. I used to carefully note in large clear letters, "Meatloaf" or "Pot Roast" or "Steak and Vegetables or "Chicken and Dumplings" or "Beef Pot Pie."
However, I used to get frustrated when I asked my husband what he wanted for dinner because he never asked for any of those ...Read more
