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Murphy's Laws Of Combat
- If the enemy is in range, so are you.
- Incoming fire has the right of way.
- Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
- There is always a way.
- The easy way is always mined.
- Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
- Professionals are predictable, it's the amateurs that are dangerous.
- The enemy invariably attacks on two ...Read more
Baste a turkey
A State Police colleague of mine once received a call from a woman who asked him how to baste a turkey. After a stunned moment, he, being a fairly good cook, described the procedure. Then he asked, "But why would you call the State Police to find out how to baste a turkey?"
There was only a slight hesitation before she replied, "Well, you knew,...Read more
$1,000 Bet
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I...Read more
For The Kids...
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring...Read more
What this Retired Man has to Say about Life...
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking about old age and decided that it is 'when you still have something on ...Read more
Jimmy Shows Off His Giant, Crazy Head for March Madness | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy shows off his giant, crazy head for fans to use to distract teams during March Madness.
Linda Cardellini Was Once Fired from 'Family Guy'
After James asks Seth MacFarlane about "Family Guy" being on the air for nearly 20 years, Linda Cardellini reminds Seth that she was once cut from an episode and didn't learn about it until she watched the episode on TV. And James asks Linda about her old hit show "Freaks and Geeks" turning 20 this year.
Action Is The Antidote To Doomscrolling Anxiety - Edward Norton EXTENDED INTERVIEW
Friend of the show Edward Norton stops by with no project to promote, just a poem in his back pocket. Watch this extended cut of Stephen's interview with Edward Norton including a performance of a section from Walt Whitman's "Crossing Brooklyn Ferry."
Lisa Kudrow on Currently Watching Friends, How Much She's Changed Since '95 & Return of The Comeback
Lisa talks about people still calling her Phoebe, watching “Friends” from start to finish right now, filming her show “The Comeback” on the same stage as “Friends,” acting with her son on the show, and we test how much she has changed by quizzing her on a questionnaire from the Chicago Tribune in 1995.
Kristen Wiig On Not Getting Hired For "Saturday Night Live" | David Letterman
Kristen got a call from Lorne Michaels, just not THE call. (From "Late Show," air date: 12/20/13)
For The Kids...
If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
Out for the count!
What kinds of wizards have their eyes closest together?
The smallest ones!
Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath!
What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?
The police made him bring...Read more
Penguin Delivery Service
One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van driver, who works for the zoo, pleads with the bus driver to do him a favor.
He offers a $100 bill to the bus driver to help him deliver a truckload of penguins to the zoo. Agreeing, the bus driver proceeds to load two dozen ...Read more
Play on the words
"Welcome to Entropy Burgers -- may I take your order?"
"I put in disorder a long time ago. The service here is getting worse all the time."
"My experience Gibbs me reason to believe you."
"I know the waitress who asked that, too. Her name's Ellen Omega. She really made me thermally dynamic. So, I asked her out. I tell you, when she don't like...Read more
Same answer for each
This simple three question test illustrates how often politicians must be telling lies.
1. Is the Pope catholic?
2. Does Windows have bugs?
3. Do Politicians lie?
Jimmy Fallon Counts How Many Times Ben Carson Opens His Eyes
The Tonight Show counts how many times Ben Carson opens his eyes during a speech he gave explaining why he won't leave the Republican race for president despite trailing badly.
Super Magnet Cake Prank
A super magnet is hooked up under a cake, hilarity ensues!
Jenna Ortega Surprises a Wednesday Cosplayer | Netflix
Jenna Ortega surprises one of her top Wednesday cosplayer fans.
Elijah Wood On Those Frodo Rumors And His Epic "Lord of the Rings" Text Chain
Actor Elijah Wood won't confirm or deny rumors that he's set to play Frodo again in an upcoming project, and shares that he and his Middle Earth cast-mates keep in touch via a long-running text chain.
The Rundown: Colin Jost Picks a Cold Open - SNL
Colin Jost breaks down what makes a great SNL Cold Open and what it’s like to write them before picking his favorite for The Rundown.
Guillermo at the Oscars
Year in and year out, no one brings more glamour or tequila to the Academy Awards than Guillermo and here he is, once again on the red carpet with all the stars!
