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Lerman's Law of Technology
Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.
Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.
Yesterday for IT People
Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay.
Now my database has gone away.
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be,
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly.
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say.
Now all my...Read more
Headache cure
When my physician said that my headaches were caused by tension in my neck and shoulders, I looked around for a product that would relax those muscles. The perfect solution seemed to be a neck wrap that was designed to be cooled in the freezer or heated in the microwave.
Luckily for me, the product had clear and concise instructions, ...Read more
Why The Original "Toy Story" Movie Had To Be Thrown Out - Tom Hanks
As the cast of "Toy Story" prepares to reunite for the fifth installment in the film franchise, Tom Hanks reveals that two years of voiceover work on the original film was scrapped after producers decided the dialogue wasn't working. Watch Tom Hanks in the play he wrote and stars in, "This World of Tomorrow," opening November 18th at The Shed in...Read more
Trump Threatens to Delay SNAP Benefits, Brags About Trumpified Kennedy Center & Mamdani vs Cuomo
The World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers are here tonight, there were elections today in 39 states, the votes haven’t even been counted yet and Trump is already calling our election here in California “unconstitutional” and a “giant scam,” Former Governor Andrew Cuomo was trailing newcomer Zohran Mamdani and picked up a last-...Read more
Roger Moore Talks About Working With Elizabeth Taylor | The Dick Cavett Show
Dick Cavett interviews the former star of The Saint and soon-to-be James Bond actor Roger Moore.
Date aired – 8th March 1972
Bill Murray Disciplines the Staff | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
(Original Air Date: 11/14/97) Bill Murray reflects on Conan's changes to Studio 6A after David Letterman left, and reunites with one of his former SNL coworkers.
Jimmy Carr Tried to Make His Narcoleptic Mom Laugh While Driving
Jimmy Carr talks about his weird laugh that inspired the name of his Laughs Funny comedy tour, his Last One Laughing TV show that features comedians and filming scenes for his movie Fackham Hall.
Weekend Update: Two People Who Just Hooked Up Discuss the Government Shutdown - SNL
Two People Who Just Hooked Up (Andrew Dismukes, Ashley Padilla) stop by Weekend Update to discuss the government shutdown.
I've learned..., part 4
... continued from above
...that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.
...that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
...to say "Punk 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages.
Open the Can
A chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can.
Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener ..."
Pancake Breakfast
Mary offered to care for the eight-year-old daughter of neighbours who were going away for the weekend. On the Saturday morning, she made breakfast, laying a generous helping of bacon and eggs in front of the child. "Mummy always serves hot pancakes for breakfast," said the eight-year-old.
So Mary, very eager to oblige, hurried into the kitchen...Read more
Bigger Turkey
A woman walks into a butcher's shop just before closing time and asks, "Do you have any turkey?"
The butcher opens his fridge, takes out his only turkey and puts it on the weighing scales. It weighs six pounds.
The woman looks at the turkey and at the scales and asks, "Do you have one that's a bit bigger than this one, please?" The butcher ...Read more
Leslie Jones Went to Therapy After Accidentally Seeing Animal Porn
Leslie Jones talks about trying not to break during "Black Jeopardy" with Tracy Morgan and Eddie Murphy for SNL50: The Anniversary Special, the meaning behind her comedy special Life, Part 2 and recording her audiobook for Leslie F*cking Jones: A Memoir.
On Brand Winner Bianca Fernandez Thought the Show Was a Scam | The Tonight Show
The Winner of On Brand, Bianca Fernandez, talks about getting a billboard in Times Square, feeling pressure while trying to come up with creative ideas for companies on the show and creating a commercial with Josh Allen for her Therabody creative pitch.
Trump Throws Great Gatsby Party as SNAP Benefits Expire, Blames Democrats for Shutdown & Dodgers Win
The Dodgers beat the Toronto Blue Jays over the weekend to become back-to-back World Series champions, Los Angeles went crazy after Game 7 ended, Trump took to Truth Social to congratulate them, he spent the weekend posting photos of the awesome new toilet renovation at the White House, according to a new poll from CNN Trump’s approval rating ...Read more
Maggie Smith Teaches Carol to Speak Cockney | The Carol Burnett Show Clip
Guest star Maggie Smith teaches Carol how to speak cockney using the power of song. Sketch from season 9, episode 10 of The Carol Burnett Show.
Weekend Update ft. Bowen Yang, Andrew Dismukes and Ashley Padilla - SNL
Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che cover the week's biggest news before speaking with George Santos (Bowen Yang) and Two People Who Just Hooked Up (Andrew Dismukes, Ashley Padilla).
Eugene Levy, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Joe Flaherty, Dave Thomas | SCTV | 5 Neat Guys Neatest Hits
Get ready for the smooth sounds and questionable lyrics of The Five Neat Guys! In this greatest hits compilation, the neatly dressed kings of lounge take you on a musical journey with classics like 'Who Made the Egg Salad Sandwiches?', and 'I'm the Goof in the Classroom.'
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