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		<title><![CDATA[Sahara Desert]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man is lost in the Sahara desert. He used up the last of his water three days ago and he's lying, gasping, on the sand, when in the distance he suddenly hears a voice calling, "Mush! Mush!"

Not trusting his ears he turns his head and there it ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1311978</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Yard Sale]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said to her, "My husband is going to be very angry I stopped at a yard sale."

"I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains you found," her...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1311977</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[It is to Laff]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas? 
His wife!

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can't keep a good man down!

Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!

When did Caesar reign?
I didn't know ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1311976</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[You Know You're Over The Hill When...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
1. You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.

2. You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes
up and helps you cross your legs.

3. Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.

4. You tune into the easy listening station...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32811</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[School Bus]]></title>
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It was the first day of school, after summer vacations and 
time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and 
take them home again. After I had made the complete run that 
afternoon, one little boy remained on the bus. 

Thinking he had ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32809</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/19/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Theater Dog]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man went to the cinema. As he sat down to watch the film and his eyes got 
accustomed to the dark, he noticed a dog sitting on the seat beside him. He 
was somewhat bemused but decided to try and ignore the dog.

As the film progressed he ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1130732</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Who Would Know?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911.

When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint.

"It was enough to make ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-154395</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Blonde Stop]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A Police car pulled alongside a speeding car on the motorway.

Glancing at the car he was astonished to see that the blond behind the wheel was knitting!

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the cop rolled down his ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-154394</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why do ducks have webbed feet? 
To stamp out forest fires!

Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!

What is a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake!

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Pooched eggs!

How do you stop a ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-153738</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Party Entertainment...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter,
and had gone all out..... a caterer, band, and a
hired clown. Just before the party started, two
bums showed up looking for a handout. Feeling
sorry for the bums, the woman told them that
she ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32744</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/18/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Accident]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.

The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.

Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1310783</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Island]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183488</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A Following Person]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office."

"I wonder why," the teacher mused.

"Because he's a following person," Alice...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183486</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you call a witch who drives really badly? 
A road hag!

What kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?
Charm bracelets!

When should you feed witches milk to a baby?
When it's a baby witch!

Who's the fastest witch?
The ones ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-183481</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[The Speeder]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[
A Police Officer Pulls over a speeder and walks
up to the driver.

The driver says "I'm late for work Officer, I'm sorry
I was speeding"

The cop says, "Late for work are you ... well, I'll
write you a late note."




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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32675</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/17/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA["She's So Magical!" - Anne Hathaway Saw Taylor Swift Perform In Germany While Filming "Mother Mary"]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072331</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Taylor Swift & Lisa Kudrow - Smelly Cat (Live on The 1989 World Tour)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072330</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Movie Pitch with Stefon - SNL]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072329</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072328</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fernando Mendoza Helps Guillermo Grow His Career - Sponsored by LinkedIn]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4072327</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/16/2026</pubDate>
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