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Ko$ta Doing Business: Fast Food Wars 2.0, Topo Chico Shortage & Pokemon Windfalls | The Daily Show

on Mar 24, 2026

Published in Jokes

Michael Kosta delivers the latest get-rich-now opportunities from the hottest business headlines: The Fast Food Wars get a greasy relaunch, Topo Chico mineral water dries up in the U.S., and rare Pokemon cards have collectors collecting fat stacks. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #BurgerKing #McDonalds

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