Car Privileges

Jokes / January 29, 2026

The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.

The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and ...Read More

Feline Physics

Jokes / January 29, 2026

Law of Cat Inertia - A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

Law of Cat Motion - A cat will move in a straight ...Read More

Dusty Housekeeping

Jokes / January 29, 2026

My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.

One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."

Mom turned to him and ...Read More

A Cowboy Rides Into Town

Jokes / January 29, 2026

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on newcomers. When he finished, he found his horse had been stolen.

He comes back into the bar, ...Read More

Tough Speech

Jokes / January 29, 2026

It was a full auditorium. Halfway through the author's talk, she began to feel sick. In a calm voice, she announced that she had left a few pages of her speech offstage, in her bag.

She walked off slowly and, as soon ...Read More

Carnac the Magnificent Makes an Epic Appearance | Carson Tonight Show

Jokes / January 28, 2026

Original Airdate: August 5th, 1981