Cliches

Jokes / January 28, 2026

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.

The bartender turns to them, takes one look, and says "What is this - some kind of a joke?"

Batmobile

Jokes / January 28, 2026

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?

"Robin get into the Batmobile."

Library Order

Jokes / January 28, 2026

A lady walks into a building and says to the clerk, " I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink, and fries."

The clerk says, "This is a library."

Then the lady whispers, "Sorry, I'd like a cheeseburger, a drink and fries.

Fast Drinker

Jokes / January 28, 2026

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve soda's and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The ...Read More

Quick Quotes

Jokes / January 28, 2026

"How disgusting is this? here it is folks, this is the end of the world. A restaurant in Decatur, Georgia is now serving a double bacon cheeseburger that is served between two Krispy Kreme doughnuts. We are now ...Read More

3 Legs - Axel Adler - Penn & Teller: Fool Us

Jokes / January 27, 2026

My "3 Legs" act on "Penn and Teller: Fool Us" - Season 9, Episode 1. Music: "Saxboss" - Olle Hemmendorff.