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Meanwhile... Junk from space is falling from the sky, DNA science is helping us learn more about ancient STDs, a Chinese mushroom makes you see tiny people, and gym-goers need to go wash their hands right now.

 


 

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All Numbers Are Equal

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Theorem: All numbers are equal. Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t = a + b. Then

a + b = t
(a + b)(a - b) = t(a - b)
a^2 - b^2 = ta - tb
a^2 - ta = b^2 - tb
a^2 - ta + (t^2)/4 = b^2 - tb + ...Read More

Some Police Quotes

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"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you...Read More

Extra Letter

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I have OC/DC. It's just like OCD except it frickin' rocks.

Honey is Yummy

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I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:

"Those guys are hiding something delicious in there I know it."

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