A servant (Mikey Day) can't stop feeding the space emperor (Finn Wolfhard) delightful snacks.

99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
101 little bugs in the code,
101 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it ...Read More

- Fun is when issues are assigned to someone else.

- "One 'Oh Spit' wipes out years of 'Atta Boys'" are words to live by.

- You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.

- Appearance is more important than ...Read More

- It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.

- If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

- Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!

- When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case ...Read More

Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.

Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.

Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this.

Fast learner: You ...Read More

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You can step in a poodle!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
...Read More