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"You Have No Talent" - How Sigourney Weaver Succeeded After Being Told To Give Up Her Dream

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Sigourney Weaver recalls being told by a very misguided college professor that she would "never get anywhere" in show business. Her latest film, "Avatar: Fire & Ash," is in theaters December 19th.

 


 

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