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Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South ...Read More

I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding in a stagecoach. Suddenly, a man riding a horse pulls up to the left side of the stagecoach, and a riderless horse pulls up on the right.

The man leans down, ...Read More

One day a policeman stopped a motorist who had just gone through a four way stop sign and was about to give him a ticket when the motorist said. "Officer you can't give me a ticket for that!'

"Why not" said the officer.

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Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

"You know, I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon." --Ellen DeGeneres

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"My dad, he's a nuclear physicist, my mom, she's a mathematician, my brother is a chemical engineer--and ...Read More

10. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a "cigarette break."

9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina.

8. Your title for the Surgeon General: "Captain Bringdown."

7. Cracking your knuckles ...Read More