Extended interview: William Shatner and Neil deGrasse Tyson

Jokes / November 17, 2025

In this web exclusive, "Star Trek" legend William Shatner and Hayden Planetarium director Neil deGrasse Tyson talk with Luke Burbank about teaming up for a stage show, "The Universe Is Absurd!" in which they discuss the ...Read More

ROSÉ Reminisces on Her BLACKPINK Audition, Shows Jimmy How to Play the APT. Drinking Game (Extended)

Jokes / November 17, 2025

ROSÉ talks about her childhood dream of becoming a singer and shares how Bruno Mars helped pick the name of her first solo album, Rosie, before showing Jimmy how to play the APT. drinking game.

Husbands, part 1

Jokes / November 17, 2025

(Editors note: Our more sensitive readers may consider today's joke vaguely naughty)

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,...Read More

Logic Lesson

Jokes / November 17, 2025

A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.

"Here is the situation," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing ...Read More

New Pet Device

Jokes / November 17, 2025

I was at a yard sale one day and saw a box marked "Electronic cat and dog caller -- guaranteed to work."

I looked inside and was amused to see an electric can opener.

Knock Knock! Who's There?

Jokes / November 17, 2025

Doris.

Doris, who?

Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!