If he had a brain, he'd be dangerous.

If he had another brain, it would be lonely.

If stupid were a talent, he would be considered gifted.

Isn't firing on all 6 cylinders.

Isn't firing on all thrusters.

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1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? ...Read More

In his victory speech last night, President Obama told his daughters that they would not be getting another dog. When asked why, the president said, 'Because I just made Mitt Romney my *****.

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A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a ...Read More

What happened to the frog that parked illegally?

It was toad!

Elizabeth Olsen talks about the Los Angeles Dodgers winning the World Series, playing her dream role in the film Eternity and using Anne Meara and Jerry Stiller as references for her and Miles Teller's roles in the film.