During a commercial break in Brooklyn, Jimmy speaks with 90-year-old superfan Shubha Bhowmik in the audience.

... continued from above

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say It's Just That Way"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of wheat on the road. The farmer that lived nearby came to investigate.

"Hey, Willis," he called out, "forget your troubles for a while and come and have dinner with us. ...Read More

Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still ...Read More

- Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

- One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.

- The best way to forget all your ...Read More

Ground floor opportunity

-Lousy job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year

Progressive company

- Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday

Team player

-Must deal with dangerously territorial ...Read More