Quick Quotes
Published in Jokes
"A new study found that sleep is essential to creativity. I'd just like to say that we have the most creative audience in all of television!" --Craig Kilborn
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"A new study says that it actually takes men longer to shop on the internet then it does for them to shop in an actual store. Well of course! There's no naked women at the stores." --Jay Leno
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"The hunting season in New York has begun. I love hunting season. And what is more American than accidentally shooting your drinking buddy?" --Dave Letterman
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