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The Scot...

on May 2, 2025

Published in Jokes

A Scot returned home to Glasgow after a trip down south to London. He complained to his friend the Londoners were so rude. "They kept banging on the door, knocking on the ceiling, hammering on the floor, at three o'clock in the morning."

"Aye, and what did you do?" asked his friend.

"Och, I kept right on playing me bagpipes."

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