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Jokes

For The Kids...

on Apr 17, 2025

Published in Jokes

What did the wizard say to his witch girlfriend?
Hello gore-juice!

What do you get if you cross a river with an inflatable wizard?
To the other side!

What do wizards stop for on the motorway?
Witchhikers!

What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
Tyrannosaurus hex!

Why do witches wear pointy black hats?
To keep their heads warm!

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