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Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun!
What do you call a ghost's mother and father?
Transparents!
Who plays centre forward for the vampire football team?
The ghoulscorer!
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
There was no future in it!
Why was everyone tickled by the fried chicken at the Halloween party?
Because the feathers were still on the chicken!
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
With any luck you'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell!
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