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		<title><![CDATA[Who's Counting?]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[How many Deadheads does it take to change a light bulb?

12,001. That's one to change it, 2,000 to record the event and take pictures, and 10,000 to follow it around until it burns out.
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-330388</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Volunteers]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next flight ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-180838</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
Skate!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh!

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours?
A hermit crab!

What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
As far away as possible!
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		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-180820</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Where are most fish found? 
Between the head and the tail!

What kind of fish will help you hear better?
A herring aid!

What do fish sing to each other?
Salmon-chanted evening!

How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!

Where do you find a down...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-149933</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Fireman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Felix, my husband, was playing golf with our town's fire 
chief when he hit a ball into the rough. As Felix headed 
for the brush to find his ball, the chief warned him, "Be 
careful, the rattlesnakes are out." 

The chief explained that calls had...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-32054</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/09/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Video]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065043</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sabrina Carpenter Talks Arresting Celebs at Her Short n' Sweet Tour, Goes Day Drinking with Seth]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065042</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Mr. Rogers Talks About Meeting Eddie Murphy | Letterman]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065041</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Paralyzed cat's hilarious reaction to wheelchair]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065040</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Ghosts - Michael Jackson Goes to HR (Sneak Peek 1)]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4065039</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Disney Channel Acting School - SNL]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4064124</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Comedy Clash: Kristen Wiig vs Tina Fey | The Graham Norton Show]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4064123</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[“I’m Not A Rock Star” - Keanu Reeves Is About To Hit The Road With Dogstar]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4064122</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Jimmy Kimmel Interviews the NCAA Champion UCLA Women’s Basketball Team]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4064121</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Sabrina Carpenter Talks Arresting Celebs at Her Short n' Sweet Tour, Goes Day Drinking with Seth]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[No body<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-4064120</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Tommy Shaughnessy]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the woman you were with?...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1503381</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[More Animal Truisms]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket then giving Fido only two of them.

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1502807</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[A mathematician and a physicist agree ...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A mathematician and a physicist agree to a psychological experiment.

The (hungry) mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and his favorite meal, perfectly prepared, is placed at the other end of the room. The psychologist explains, ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-1502803</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[Which Came First]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[A computer scientist, a surgeon, and a civil engineer were gathered at the pub. The surgeon boasts, Surgery is the oldest technology in the world. It's in the Bible. God removed Adam's rib while he slept. This is clear evidence that surgery pre-...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-329780</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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		<title><![CDATA[For The Kids...]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas?
His wife!

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?
You can't keep a good man down!

Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect!

When did Caesar reign?
I didn't know ...<br /><br /><hr size="1" />]]></description>
		<link>https://www.arcamax.com/jokes/s-149314</link>
		
 
    <pubDate>Apr/08/2026</pubDate>
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