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Obstacle Challenge CAT vs DOG

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We did the OBSTACLE CHALLENGE with our puppies! We put a lot of things on the floor and made three rounds with the kitty and just one round with the dogs . How will the kitty and the dogs pass them and how many things will fall after they passed?

Eminem rhymes the word orange | 60 Minutes Archive

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How do you rhyme with the word orange? It's not a problem for Eminem, who told Anderson Cooper in this 2010 excerpt, "People say that the word orange doesn't rhyme with anything and that kind of pisses me off because I can think of a lot of things that rhyme with orange."

Top of the Pops - Saturday Night Live

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Top of the Pops welcomes Ian Rubbish and The Blizzards for one final performance of "It's a Lovely Day."

AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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John Oliver explains why you’ve been seeing more AI-generated content online, the harm it can do, and – sadly – why it is threatening his marriage. Do you hear us, cabbage Hulk? Stay the hell away from John’s cabbage wife.

Conan's Daughter | Late Night with Conan O’Brien

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(Original Air Date: 1/29/07) Conan makes an effort to be more in touch with his family.

Good Tax Accountant

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How do you know you've met a good tax accountant?

He has a loophole named after him.

Adopted Twins

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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband...Read more

Coffee Dilemma

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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".

The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for...Read more

Half Full or Half Empty?

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To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Bill Gates in Heaven

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When Bill Gates died, he went up to Heaven, where Saint Peter showed him to his house, a beautiful 20 room house, with grounds and a tennis court.

Bill Gates was pleased, and spent many months enjoying the amenities of Heaven.

One day, he was enjoying one of Heaven's many fine parks, when he ran into a man dressed in a fine tailored suit.

"...Read more

Wedding Card

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"Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

Anniversary Card

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"Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"

You know you're a redneck jedi when..

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- You hear "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

- You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

- Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

- You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

- At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

- You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

- You have ever had a...Read more

More of Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks

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DATING (Outside the Family)

1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.

2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago."

3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM; Others ...Read more

A Redneck Christmas

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You know you're a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at a truck stop!

Is My AI Doppelganger Gaining Sentience?

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Discourse suggests that artificial intelligence is stealing both our souls and our writerly tics. Sleuths have begun to posit that the humble em dash -- the elongated hyphens surrounding this clause -- is a tell that a piece of prose has been written by AI.

This likely carries some truth because, well, AI steals from writers in order to write...Read more

Bladder Card

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You had your bladder removed
and you're on the mend.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.

Preacher's Wish from God

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A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God.

While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?"

God replied, "One second."

The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how much is 10 million dollars to you?"

And God replied, "A penny."

Then finally the next day the preacher asked God, "God, can I have one...Read more

Bangety Bang Bang!

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Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."

"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gullible) recruit.

The sergeant pulls a piece of straw ...Read more

 

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