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Addicts Anonymous - SNL

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A man (Kenan Thompson) loses control at an Addicts Anonymous meeting.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Real or Cake?

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"Weird Al" Yankovic - Real or Cake?

Barry Keoghan on Playing Ringo Starr, Watching Him Play Drums & Sparring with Chris Hemsworth

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Barry talks about not being able to go to prom (Debs) while in high school in Ireland, going to the Met Gala, meeting Ringo Starr at his house, studying his mannerisms to play him in the new Beatles movies, people mispronouncing his name, meeting his childhood idol David Beckham, working with The Weeknd in Hurry Up Tomorrow, his hands being ...Read more

First American Pope Makes History and MAGA Catholics Already Have Issues | The Daily Show

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Desi Lydic has the latest from the Vatican after the announcement of the first American pope, Leo XIV, including the world's reaction to a Chicago-style pope and Fox News immediately yelling at him to speak English. Plus, Michael Kosta celebrates America's conclave win.

Sarge & the new recruits

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One day, a sergeant of long service standing was trying to teach a bunch of raw recruits how to handle the rifle. The rookies were firing hither and yon and finally one of them shot the sarge in the seat of his breeches. "You dumb, censored, son of censored, censored, censored," screamed the sarge.

A second lieutenant that was with the group ...Read more

Fair Settlement

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After a lengthy conference with the estranged husband, the lawyer reported to his client.

"Mrs. LaMay, I have succeeded in making a settlement with your husband that is eminently fair to both of you."

"Fair to both?!?" exploded Mrs. LaMay. "I could have done that myself. What do you hired a lawyer for?"

Strawberry Fertilizer

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A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, "What've you got in your truck?"

"Fertilizer," the farmer replied.

"What are you going to do with it?" asked the little boy.

"Put it on strawberries," answered the farmer.

"You ought to live here," the little boy ...Read more

Tired Dog

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One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging laundry when a tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog's collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and the...Read more

What is This?

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When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"

"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.

"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"

The Island

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From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting and desperately waving his hands.

"Who is it?" a passenger asks the captain.

"I've no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts."

A Following Person

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A teacher was sitting at her desk grading papers when her first-grade class came back from lunch. Alice informed the teacher, "Paul has to go to the principal's office."

"I wonder why," the teacher mused.

"Because he's a following person," Alice replied.

"A what?" the teacher asked.

"It came over the loudspeaker: 'The following persons are ...Read more

Questioning Faith

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My grandmother, who lived in Tucson, was well-known for her faith and lack of reticence in talking about it. She would go out on the front porch and say, "Praise the Lord!"

Her next door neighbor would shout back, "There ain't no Lord!"

During those days, my grandmother was very poor, so the neighbor decided to prove his point by buying a ...Read more

George Carlin's Views on Aging

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Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five!

That's the key.

You get into your teens, ...Read more

Quick Quotes

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"I thought it would be nice to get a job at a duty-free shop, but it doesn't sound like there's a while lot to do in a place like that." --George Carlin

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"What insight could you possibly hope to gain from a man whose I.Q. wouldn't make a respectable earthquake?" --Diane Chambers (Shelley Long), CHEERS

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"The whole reason you ...Read more

Noah Wyle on The Pitt, Him and Clooney Failing at Being Real Doctors & We Test His Medical Knowledge

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Noah talks about growing up in Hollywood, asking Eddie Murphy for an autograph, watching Jack Nicholson light up a joint while filming A Few Good Men, the success of his new show “The Pitt” on MAX, finding out that he, George Clooney, Eriq La Salle and Anthony Edwards were never going to be real doctors while on their lunch break when they ...Read more

Father Guido Sarducci Delivers A Conclave Shocker: Pope Benedict Is Alive!

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Comedy legend Don Novello reprises his iconic role as Father Guido Sarducci and takes Stephen Colbert deep into the intrigue surrounding the Vatican conclave, while the world's Catholics wait to learn who will be the next Pope.

Walton Goggins Tries to Guess How SNL Season 50 Will End

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Walton Goggins is hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest Arcade Fire on May 10, 2025.

Wet Leg - Catch These Fists [LIVE] | The Jonathan Ross Show

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Watch Wet Leg's performance of 'Catch These Fists' from The Jonathan Ross Show.

Daniel Radcliffe Likes To Get Naked | Extended Interview | The Graham Norton Show

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An exclusive extended interview with the original Harry Potter.

Noah Wyle on The Pitt, Him and Clooney Failing at Being Real Doctors & We Test His Medical Knowledge

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Noah talks about growing up in Hollywood, asking Eddie Murphy for an autograph, watching Jack Nicholson light up a joint while filming A Few Good Men, the success of his new show “The Pitt” on MAX, finding out that he, George Clooney, Eriq La Salle and Anthony Edwards were never going to be real doctors while on their lunch break when they ...Read more

 

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